Tag: joke
member name: Matt O.
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January 09, 2008 01:42 PM EST --
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from so he says, 'Do you know me?' . . .
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February 14, 2008 10:36 PM EST --
Fresh from the oatmeal package at the breakfast table:
Why was the mother staring so intently at the can of frozen orange juice ?
Because on the label it said "concentrate". . . .
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June 12, 2008 09:40 PM EDT --
A San Diego lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Dentist was asked to donate a dollar.
"Only a dollar?" said the Dentist, "Only a dollar to . . .
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January 09, 2008 01:54 PM EST --
A Michigan State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without . . .
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April 02, 2008 08:31 PM EDT --
Death Row in Women's Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the . . .
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June 12, 2008 09:34 PM EDT --
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say...
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're . . .
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June 12, 2008 09:38 PM EDT --
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle . . .
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June 12, 2008 09:45 PM EDT --
How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your front yard?
Put up goal posts.
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What does Billy Graham and the Detroit Lions have in common?
They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell: . . .
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April 19, 2009 02:36 PM EDT --
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Ford Mustang when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop, who was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his car. The mechanic . . .
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May 26, 2007 12:01 AM EDT --
I'll share this joke a friend from Cleveland sent us via the e-mail... the cuckoo clock!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be . . .
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June 12, 2008 09:35 PM EDT --
A young man comes home and says "Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."
Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in . . .
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June 12, 2008 09:39 PM EDT --
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his . . .
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December 13, 2009 01:53 PM EST --
A cry goes out in the wilderness... Will our President do anything?
Well I know he won the Nobel Peace Prize... and yes that's pretty good for two weeks in office. Yes- I know he got . . .
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May 26, 2007 09:50 AM EDT --
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy
Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for . . .
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May 26, 2007 09:56 AM EDT --
1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately . . .
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January 09, 2008 03:02 PM EST --
Manure...An interesting fact
Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments . . .
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April 02, 2008 08:26 PM EDT --
Southern University Psychology
At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish . . .
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May 26, 2007 12:07 AM EDT --
WHO IS JACK SCHITT???
The Schit Family History is finally revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says
"You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Read on and you'll . . .
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March 17, 2009 12:46 PM EDT --
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables , horseshoe courts, and some
orange and peach trees . The pond was ideal . . .
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